I love you dearly but I am not a fan of your 5am wake up calls. I realise that you are a bit of a go-getter and like to grab the day by it's weary horns, but 5am is really too early for that. The day isn't up yet honey. It's dark. Don't let the birds fool you, they are just confused and always have been. I am hoping that in the next couple of weeks daylight savings will set them straight and sincerely wish that this is the case for you also as I don't know if I want to go on living if everyday is going to start in the dark with a whiny toddler stuck in a cot and my phone proudly displaying a time without the number 6 in it. A 7 would be preferred if you are feeling especially kind.